Sunday, August 31, 2008

What the, i finished reading harry potter already.

Exciting book i must say, and parts of the deathly hallows i also dont know what they were talking abt cos it was hard to imagine.

Anyway, after all the hard work, finally a rock of burden is lifted off from my shoulders. The performance is finally settled after several arguments, stalemates, and differences. And it turned out much better than we thought, and i hereby sigh and heave a relief. Thank god from this thing bugging me for the past 2-3 weeks.

To put the unhappy previous post aside, we finally completed our fire-fighting and chemical defence package. Shant reveal much in case of any divulge of national secrets of what and they come and arrest me and i cant wear my ear stud anymore.

Fire-fighting was okay and we learned how to use the fire-extinguishers. How boring. But we did some 'obstacle' clearance at the dark basement filled with smoke. In that dark basement, we could not even see our own fingers. Moving in pairs, we had to do shuffling. Yes you heard me, shuffling, some hand and leg motion constantly in front of us. This is done becos in real-life situations, in case of emergency, we need to know what dangerous obstacles is in front of us, regardless of it being steps or ladders.

The warrant officer, as usual almost all warrant officers haha, had bad english. And he told us before the exercise during the briefing.

"you guys when you are inside the basement, you all must go through the process of suffering. If you all dont do properly, you must repeat the process again.'

Okay wtf, at least that was what i was thinking. Upon realisation after much explanations, he meant shuffling. OMG. SUFFERING?! SCDF is definitely not promoting a religion.

Next up, the chemical defence. We need to wear the suit, smtg more uncomfortable where those people u see on TV going to defuse or dissolve harmful chemicals, the kinda of suit. Pardon me if that sentence sounds blur or cock, cos i am listening to timbaland and my mom is talking happily on the fone loudly, while i am trying to make my thoughts coherent.

Okay, that suit is mostly used during war, when such chemicals are used. Thats not the point, and here comes the tear gas chamber. We need to go into this container in our mobb 4(the suit) and do 3 drills, while the chamber is being filled with tear gas.

The 1st one is to change the canister, which filters the surrounding air into clean air for the user to breathe. The 2nd one is to take out the face mask and decontaminate it and then wear it back. The last one is to open your eyes and say NRIC, rank and name.

I had trouble changing my canister, and we were supposed to hold our breath and close our eyes while changing, cos the tear gas will go into the face mask during the process of changing. I could not find the grooves for the canister into the hole, and i took a little longer. As a result, I BREATHED IN SOME TEAR GAS. OMG. My throat was burning and my eyes were tearing abit already.

Then came the decon face mask. OMG. I did it very fast, but i didnt wear the mask properly. SO the tear gas kept flooding in my mask. OMG. OMG. When ur throat burns, you will tend to salivate alot becos its a bodily reaction. I salivated alot into my mask, while thinking this mask had been used since brendan fraser made his way to the centre of the earth. URRGH. I hope everytime they did wash it properly, cos we did wash it after that.

HERE COMES THE LAST DRILL. I took out my face mask and faced the tester.

'I, PRIVATE LEONG BOON LIANG, S8#*^%&^%&^'

In case you are wondering, thats how long your naked eyes can tahan tear gas. A few seconds only. Couldnt reach my 3rd number i kinda choked. Luckily i passed, cos if u fail u have to do it again! As good as asking a Gay to poke ur ass. Super painful i tell you omg. So girls dont cry k, cos crying is so painful.

yesterday went out with cher, rach, weiting, and her new bf. Bought new slippers with courtesy of singtel, giving me 30 dollars vouchers cos i chose the singtel no. over starhub. Songboh. I bought some nice green lacoste slippers at 39.90, and i am so proud of myself. If my dad knew i bought a pair of slippers for 39.90, he would have put me back into the tear gas chamber.

Finally met up with wilson for so long, and i went to buy a pair of shoes since there was a sale. Now i understand why girls like to shop so much, SO SHIOK! But after that u look at ur bank account and you wonder what kinda grass you gonna eat the following month. We played the spot the difference in the arcade, i was always fascinated by that game. And i have a knack of spotting differences okay, i have scheming eyes.

This week is SSC night, and after that its POC day. Time pass so fast omg, and tmr is teacher's day. Happy teacher's day to the pretty teachers in SA HAHA. omg i miss them lorzx. Can bitch with them most of the times. Bet they missed me too. Sigh, i wld be in camp firing my grenade launcher tmr, while people are happying with miss ong. sigh.

And guess what, DISTURBIA IS TOP OF THE POWER 98 charts! haha okay that song bored me off now.

Manchester united isnt really playing so well now, and i feel so sad! oh ronaldo hurry come back.

Oo there's something about that a woman that can do for herself
I look at her and it makes me proud, there's something about her
there something oo so sexy about the kinda women that dont even need my help
She says she got it, she got it, no doubt, theres something about her
Cuz she work like the boss, play like the boss
Car and a crib, she about to pay em both off
And her bills are paid on time
She made for a boss, Solely a boss,
Everything like, she telling em to get lost

Thats the girl that on my mind
She got her own thing
That why i love her
Miss independent
Wont you come and spend a little time
She got her own thing
That why i love her
Miss independent
Love the way you shine
Miss independent

Yeah, i am attracted to independent women haha. At least they wont cry so easily haha.

Confirm top the chart when disturbia has done its part disturbing people. Dedicate this song to all those studying overseas. Jade, wenjin, clarissa, the about to be rach ong, and cindy ong also. Continue to strive yeah. And we will have coffee bean when the ongs come back yes, i saw the comments on facebook haha. It just appeared in the updates abt the frens page a few weeks back, i didnt stalk. haha.

{/12:30 PM}

Time's up.