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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Yeah well i agree that i MIA after i went in army but i was left with no choice haha. My admin time is burnt by drill squad, and i dunno who to call also. It feels weird calling girls la, well for me, even if its just friends.

AIYA, better to MIA more, cos when we meetup then we got more to talk rite?! PEOPLE! hahahaha. okay excuses on my part.


On a sidenote, isit me or what hahaha. I see alot of people's blogs, and whenever they write OMG, they will add a SXZ behind it, or whatever exclamation words hahaha. COOL!

the power of CLUBoonoobSXZ

I cant believe jeff still called me 'eh clubsxz' that day. We went out with marvin and shaun heng to watch incredible hulk. I must say its not a bad show, and the female lead's boobs are freaking BIG, the LOTR arwen. I cant wait for them to make a movie when they combine all the marvel comic characters. You will understand if u stayed back after iron man's credits and watching incredible hulk. yeah.

We went to some bar near paradiz and watch soccer after that. People will singing some horrible karaoke while we were watching. No wonder all the talent show so screwed up. I was drinking the ASAHI beer, and MANSXZ, beer just isnt my type. Too bitter and bland for my taste. I prefer cocktail.

AND THEY SELL ONE PACKET OF FRIES FOR FREAKINGSXZ 9 BUCKS. Like wth, i rather pay my mum to boil fries for 5 bucks. But we bought it anyway cos we needed it for the whole match.

Nver mind abt it, i forgot what else happened in the week. OH! i just went out with edwin jolene and janice today. Haha it was great seeing them again, and my blog doesnt provide visuals so sorry, but they said i looked fitter! YES! but obviously everyone who goes army becomes fitter, unless u chao keng.

Yes NEL got BOON KENG, but i CLUBoonSXZ. So get the right idea.

Edwin says his coy (shant mention in case) is quite shiong man, and oh man, they actually had to leopard crawl with field pack on to the shellscrape, after they everything out everything in, including from the ziploc bag mind you. siao. And comparing my BMT life with his, mine was more enjoyable i guess, cos i got really interesting commanders, while his was really law by law.

If u are wondering why i dont want to mention his coy, cos i really have to say this. ITS DAMN QUEER, and to me it was damn funny. Okay la just for good funs sake. Supposedly there was a dead monitor lizard on the track while they were doing their tactical march.

HIS PC TOOK THE TAIL AND STARTED TWIRLING IT AROUND LIKE A ROPE. AND THEN SLAMMED THE THING ON THE FLOOR FOR FUN. wa lau sadistic. I dunno, but the way edwin described it was freaking awesome. Then the PC suddenly ask everyone to siam from the track, and everyone dunno what happened. THEN THEY KNEW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THEY SAW THE TONNER.

The tonner went over the carcass and the sounds of the thing squished squashed. haha, edwin described until OMGSXZ. haha quite funny, but sadistic. Sorry. I am going hell anyway, just wanna get a VIP there.

His bed buddy is really cool though, okay i shant say cool. But he is my primary sch fren, and i shant mention his name too in case of any repercussions. SO unless u know edwin, and u know what coy he is in, then u will know that guy.

Woah lau, how come my primary sch fren become so complicated. I have to blog this man. Edwin asked him in the first week if he got a GF, and he said he didnt have. Second week he opened up and said actually he got. SO edwin was like woah nice one man good for you. then my primary sch fren said he also seeing other girls. Edwin went confused.

'so u are seeing other girls? then ur gf how'

'like that la'

'huh, so u are like dating other girls also'

'sort of haha'

'does ur gf know?'

'no haha'

'ur mom knows?'

'yeah haha'

'AND SHE DOESNT DO ANYTHING ABT IT?'

'yeah haha'

MY PRIMARY SCH FREN! OMG, i cant say its cool, but both me and edwin least expected it to come from him. AND WORST IS, he went for the medicine interview. And edwin asked him.

'so hows the interview.'

'okay lor, i got this girl's no.'

In edwin's mind, 'WTF i asked u abt the interview, and u said u got this girl's no.?'

And he said smtg along that line la haha. and my primary sch fren responded.BEST! i tell you.

'oh yeah, and i am going out with her next week.'

WTH! i exclaimed, and edwin did too obviously. edwin asked him what abt his gf then.

'Oh, see how lor.'

SEE HOW! wacky guy, certainly didnt catch my eye in primary sch.

AND I FINALLY GOT MY KENNETH COLE WATCH FROM SAFRA. Its really really damn nice man. Good bargain.

Unit life is coming for me, and i am about to MIA soon again. And i really hope SMU sends me some letter that says i got into econs so i dont need to blardy apply next year. pfft.


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