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Monday, January 21, 2008

I think i am on the roll of the guiness world records of being the person whom blogged the most no. of times in a day. Well i cant help to do it to de-stress. The boss just gave me a chapter on fractions to complete by thursday, and i dont have any inspiration to write on how to teach teachers to teach fractions. AHHH!!

Anyway after reading jade's post, i am very determined to make my wardrobe turn for the better. So i am going to find dates for me to be my fashion police during one of the weekends. If you are bored and interested in me, you can apply. Okay the latter just ignore.

Criteria:

At least 16-17 years of experience. Not as if any of the girls will fail this demand.

Sex: Preferably female, my army friends have all went in to smell each other's armpits and ogle at each other in the bathtubs. You dont expect me to trust eugene's fashion sense do you? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry.

Appearance: Extremely Extremely Pretty, I know this criteria is gonna make many of you all say "I AM! I AM ELIGIBLE FOR THIS!", but you only fit the criteria only when i have told you straight in the face before that

"i think you are quite pretty what"

Think carefully before you say "ya you got say that to me b4" HAHAHAHAHAHA. oops.

Marital status: Preferably single. I dont mind dating attached girls/guys too, its exciting. Married would be fine with me. Oh my what am i thinking. I take that back.

Working hours: 9-5, nahz just kidding hahaha, one afternoon will do.

Requirements: Able to help me carry the things i buy. After all I am a girl. =))) Strong, not act strong. Dont show me the fats at the biceps and tell me thats muscles. =) Quite alot of u all guilty of it. You know it yourself. HAHAHA.

Pay: NONE! TOO BAD! Maybe a meal la haha. See i so charitable. Uncle! one fishball noodle for her/him please.

Top prize: One day tour with boonliangSZX solely around town. (what can be more fantastic than that, omg i wish i can have the chance to win it too)

Applicants please apply by the tagboard asap. Shortlisted candidates will be notified by fonecall.

DONT MISS THIS CHANCE!

I think i am mad typing this super ego post. To think i never write a cv before for all my jobs. Okay i think i am going town alone to buy already after this post. Sigh.


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